Failure is always an option.
I’ve had more than one failed relationship in my day. Ok, I’ve had more than two…alright…more than six. I openly take credit for the demise of at least three of them; don’t get me wrong…I wasn’t the...
View ArticleCowboy Caviar, Jim Henson and other things.
“That Cowboy Salsa Katie made shot out of my ass like peanut-butter blasting out of a machine gun, this morning,” this is a direct quote from my boyfriend. He’s very poetic. I overheard him talking...
View ArticleThe Adventures of Super Skank
“Sum1 just told me ur bf is out wif sum super skanky blond,” I read through the glow of my cell phone screen. I hate texting abbreviations. Most of the time these messages send me straight to Google...
View ArticleThis is what I think of you.
*In my world we say what’s on our mind. This won’t change anything, but I feel a lot better for having written it. Dear Asshole, This is not an attempt to open up any lines of communication. I want...
View ArticleSix
*This isn’t funny “I’ll take you,” he said, as I stood in their living room. I didn’t want to impose, but it was clear that my father wasn’t going to accept no for an answer. He and my mother can be...
View Article
More Pages to Explore .....